1 00:00:07,441 --> 00:00:09,443 Can I have some suds there, Coach, please? 2 00:00:09,477 --> 00:00:11,079 Coach: yeah. 3 00:00:11,112 --> 00:00:12,613 So, uh, normie, How's it going? 4 00:00:12,646 --> 00:00:14,215 You got vera Pregnant yet? 5 00:00:16,584 --> 00:00:17,818 Not yet. 6 00:00:17,851 --> 00:00:19,220 What's going on there, norm? 7 00:00:19,253 --> 00:00:22,323 It's been a few months. I'm Getting a little disappointed Here. 8 00:00:22,356 --> 00:00:24,725 Cliffie, I'm doing My darnedest, all right? 9 00:00:24,758 --> 00:00:26,827 Anything to get vera Off my back. 10 00:00:26,860 --> 00:00:28,729 Your back? 11 00:00:28,762 --> 00:00:32,233 Norm, I think I see a little problem With your technique. 12 00:00:32,266 --> 00:00:33,534 Coach, Could I have a pencil 13 00:00:33,567 --> 00:00:35,436 And a rather large Piece of paper, please? 14 00:00:37,705 --> 00:00:38,672 Norm: all right, look. 15 00:00:38,706 --> 00:00:40,641 Anyone see where roscoe Hit a homer last night? 16 00:00:40,674 --> 00:00:43,177 Ooh, what a fluke, huh? A relief pitcher. 17 00:00:43,211 --> 00:00:45,513 Unbelievable, huh? 18 00:00:45,546 --> 00:00:46,747 Sammy, what kind Of hitter were you? 19 00:00:46,780 --> 00:00:49,217 Uh, I remember Hitting .211 one year. 20 00:00:49,250 --> 00:00:52,286 In your dreams. 21 00:00:52,320 --> 00:00:53,721 Coach, one scotch Rocks, please. 22 00:00:53,754 --> 00:00:56,857 Yeah, sammy, I don't think You hit above .150. 23 00:00:56,890 --> 00:00:58,159 Wait, wait, wait. 24 00:00:58,192 --> 00:00:59,427 I got 20 bucks Says he did, big guy. 25 00:00:59,460 --> 00:01:01,195 Whoo-hoo, You're on, sucker. 26 00:01:01,229 --> 00:01:03,831 Kiss that andrew jackson Good-bye. 27 00:01:03,864 --> 00:01:06,567 It is beyond me Why the two of you 28 00:01:06,600 --> 00:01:08,569 Insist On making a contest 29 00:01:08,602 --> 00:01:11,105 Out of the most Meaningless issues. 30 00:01:11,139 --> 00:01:13,474 Whoa. No, no, no. On the contrary There, diane. 31 00:01:13,507 --> 00:01:15,343 We also address ourselves 32 00:01:15,376 --> 00:01:18,279 To some of the most vital And meaningful issues Of our times. 33 00:01:18,312 --> 00:01:20,448 For instance, If southeast asia 34 00:01:20,481 --> 00:01:22,583 Were to be obliterated By a nuclear attack, 35 00:01:22,616 --> 00:01:24,485 Norm here would Have to push a peanut 36 00:01:24,518 --> 00:01:26,554 Up boylston street With his nose. 37 00:01:26,587 --> 00:01:29,823 Yeah, but only as far As the corner, cliffie. 38 00:01:29,857 --> 00:01:30,791 Come on, peace. 39 00:01:35,463 --> 00:01:37,631 * makin' your way in the world Today * 40 00:01:37,665 --> 00:01:40,634 * takes everything you've got 41 00:01:40,668 --> 00:01:47,141 * takin' a break From all your worries 42 00:01:47,175 --> 00:01:52,713 * wouldn't you like To get away? * 43 00:01:52,746 --> 00:01:54,748 * sometimes you wanna go 44 00:01:54,782 --> 00:02:00,488 * where everybody knows your Name * 45 00:02:00,521 --> 00:02:04,792 * and they're always glad you Came * 46 00:02:04,825 --> 00:02:07,328 * you wanna be where you can see 47 00:02:07,361 --> 00:02:10,164 * our troubles are all the same 48 00:02:10,198 --> 00:02:15,436 * you wanna be where everbody Knows your name * 49 00:02:15,469 --> 00:02:20,574 * you wanna go where people know People are all the same * 50 00:02:20,608 --> 00:02:25,179 * you wanna go where everybody Knows your name * 51 00:02:41,995 --> 00:02:44,232 Hi, is this, uh, pequod? 52 00:02:44,265 --> 00:02:45,799 Well, this is Sam malone here. 53 00:02:45,833 --> 00:02:48,302 Yeah, I'd like to make Reservations for 2 54 00:02:48,336 --> 00:02:51,339 In one of your cozier rooms for The weekend. 55 00:02:51,372 --> 00:02:56,310 All right. That's great. Yeah I'll see you friday night late. 56 00:02:56,344 --> 00:03:00,248 Sam, I happened to hear you Mention the pequod. 57 00:03:00,281 --> 00:03:02,350 Yeah. That's right. 58 00:03:02,383 --> 00:03:04,585 That wouldn't be That charming little inn 59 00:03:04,618 --> 00:03:06,254 That you and I Went to last fall? 60 00:03:06,287 --> 00:03:08,922 Oh, I'm sorry. 61 00:03:08,956 --> 00:03:11,792 I didn't think. This is gonna Bother you, isn't it? 62 00:03:11,825 --> 00:03:13,794 Oh, of course not. 63 00:03:13,827 --> 00:03:16,630 Whatever you do now Is your own concern. 64 00:03:16,664 --> 00:03:18,732 Take a different woman There every night Of the week. 65 00:03:18,766 --> 00:03:20,568 Actually, it's easier To have them meet me there. 66 00:03:23,771 --> 00:03:25,439 Oh, this is gonna bug you-- 67 00:03:25,473 --> 00:03:27,241 Me going there With somebody else, isn't it? 68 00:03:27,275 --> 00:03:29,477 Not at all. 69 00:03:29,510 --> 00:03:31,812 Yeah, this is bugging The hell out of you. 70 00:03:31,845 --> 00:03:33,547 I'll tell you what, I'll tell you what. 71 00:03:33,581 --> 00:03:35,249 I'll go someplace else. I understand. 72 00:03:35,283 --> 00:03:36,750 Don't be ridiculous. 73 00:03:36,784 --> 00:03:39,687 It doesn't bug me, As you so eloquently Put it. 74 00:03:39,720 --> 00:03:40,954 Oh, yeah? Tell me this. 75 00:03:40,988 --> 00:03:44,425 Would you, uh...Would you Take frasier there? 76 00:03:44,458 --> 00:03:45,893 As a matter of fact, Frasier and I 77 00:03:45,926 --> 00:03:46,894 Have been To several places 78 00:03:46,927 --> 00:03:48,796 That you and I Frequented. 79 00:03:48,829 --> 00:03:50,664 It's so refreshing To go to a museum 80 00:03:50,698 --> 00:03:52,733 With someone who Doesn't slide across The marble floors 81 00:03:52,766 --> 00:03:54,802 In their Stockinged feet. 82 00:03:54,835 --> 00:03:56,704 Hey, those paintings Look a lot better 83 00:03:56,737 --> 00:03:57,538 If you go by fast. 84 00:04:00,073 --> 00:04:03,477 Anyway, listen, I'll make sure That they don't put me 85 00:04:03,511 --> 00:04:05,045 In the same room At the pequod. 86 00:04:05,078 --> 00:04:07,548 I could care less. 87 00:04:07,581 --> 00:04:08,882 Room number 12. 88 00:04:10,951 --> 00:04:13,887 Hey, you know that was a great Room--12. 89 00:04:13,921 --> 00:04:16,624 Do you remember when that Noreaster blew through 90 00:04:16,657 --> 00:04:20,828 And we had to stay inside By that big old fireplace? 91 00:04:20,861 --> 00:04:26,066 Yeah. We listened To the wind lashing Against the panes, 92 00:04:26,099 --> 00:04:27,901 The rain On the roof. 93 00:04:27,935 --> 00:04:31,439 Yeah, huddled under That big comforter. 94 00:04:31,472 --> 00:04:33,006 I never felt safer. 95 00:04:33,040 --> 00:04:33,674 Coach: me, either. 96 00:04:36,477 --> 00:04:37,578 You weren't There, coach. 97 00:04:37,611 --> 00:04:41,782 Oh. I thought you meant now. 98 00:04:41,815 --> 00:04:44,352 Sam, please go. 99 00:04:44,385 --> 00:04:46,554 Have A good time. 100 00:04:46,587 --> 00:04:48,956 Just don't do anything I wouldn't do. 101 00:04:48,989 --> 00:04:50,724 Gee, I'm afraid I've lost that list. 102 00:04:53,361 --> 00:04:55,796 Hey, I remember you. 103 00:04:55,829 --> 00:04:58,932 You're that blonde waitress. 104 00:04:58,966 --> 00:05:03,671 And you're carla's incredibly Loathsome ex-husband. 105 00:05:03,704 --> 00:05:06,340 How do you like that? We're both Stuck in each other's minds. 106 00:05:06,374 --> 00:05:08,709 Sit down. You want anything? 107 00:05:08,742 --> 00:05:10,878 Thank you. I'll have a coke. 108 00:05:10,911 --> 00:05:13,347 Be sophisticated. We're in a bar. 109 00:05:13,381 --> 00:05:14,915 Coca-cola. 110 00:05:14,948 --> 00:05:16,116 No, no. 111 00:05:16,149 --> 00:05:18,486 Order Some kind of drink. 112 00:05:18,519 --> 00:05:20,888 I'd like something In a coconut. 113 00:05:20,921 --> 00:05:23,023 You are something In a coconut. 114 00:05:23,056 --> 00:05:24,124 2 scotches. 115 00:05:24,157 --> 00:05:25,559 Hey, nick. 116 00:05:25,593 --> 00:05:27,060 This is A surprise. 117 00:05:27,094 --> 00:05:28,862 How you doing, sam? 118 00:05:28,896 --> 00:05:30,831 You dumped carla By now, right? 119 00:05:30,864 --> 00:05:32,433 Well, we're no longer Going together, 120 00:05:32,466 --> 00:05:34,902 But carla dumped me. 121 00:05:34,935 --> 00:05:35,969 She dumped you? 122 00:05:36,003 --> 00:05:36,770 Mm-hmm. 123 00:05:36,804 --> 00:05:38,539 Sam, you boggle me. 124 00:05:38,572 --> 00:05:39,407 Well, wait a second. 125 00:05:39,440 --> 00:05:41,509 I did dump that Blonde waitress there. 126 00:05:45,846 --> 00:05:47,848 Nick! 127 00:05:47,881 --> 00:05:49,016 What the hell Do you want? 128 00:05:49,049 --> 00:05:51,452 Hey! 129 00:05:51,485 --> 00:05:53,387 Is that the kind Of hello I deserve?! 130 00:05:53,421 --> 00:05:56,690 No. Bend over, and I'll give it to you. 131 00:05:56,724 --> 00:05:57,958 I gotta talk to you. 132 00:05:57,991 --> 00:05:59,560 I would have Come by the house, 133 00:05:59,593 --> 00:06:03,431 But I didn't want loretta To see my humble beginnings. 134 00:06:03,464 --> 00:06:05,599 I need a simple favor. 135 00:06:05,633 --> 00:06:08,969 Unless it's Setting your eyebrows On fire, forget it. 136 00:06:09,002 --> 00:06:10,904 They used To drive you crazy. 137 00:06:10,938 --> 00:06:12,005 Yeah, yeah. 138 00:06:12,039 --> 00:06:13,774 I came 'cause I want a kid. 139 00:06:17,210 --> 00:06:19,980 Shouldn't you be Baking your biscuits In blondie's oven now? 140 00:06:23,050 --> 00:06:24,552 I'm talking About one of ours. 141 00:06:24,585 --> 00:06:26,454 I'm talking about The fruit of my loins. 142 00:06:26,487 --> 00:06:28,756 Uh, would you guys like To step into my office 143 00:06:28,789 --> 00:06:29,823 So you can have A little privacy? 144 00:06:29,857 --> 00:06:30,558 No. 145 00:06:30,591 --> 00:06:32,660 Please. 146 00:06:32,693 --> 00:06:34,061 What's this about, huh? 147 00:06:34,094 --> 00:06:35,596 As you know, I am now married 148 00:06:35,629 --> 00:06:40,534 To a goddess Compared to you-- Loretta. 149 00:06:40,568 --> 00:06:42,770 But she's physically Unable to have any kids, 150 00:06:42,803 --> 00:06:44,004 As this is Breaking her heart 151 00:06:44,037 --> 00:06:46,740 Plus I don't want Anyone thinking I'm not doing my job, 152 00:06:46,774 --> 00:06:48,442 I figured I'd just Take one of our old ones. 153 00:06:51,912 --> 00:06:55,215 You want me to give You and that twinkie 154 00:06:55,248 --> 00:06:56,984 One of my children?! 155 00:06:57,017 --> 00:06:58,619 Product of my seed! 156 00:06:58,652 --> 00:07:00,220 Hey, hey! Please. Please! 157 00:07:00,253 --> 00:07:02,556 Look, nick, this is outrageous, Even for you. 158 00:07:02,590 --> 00:07:04,492 What's the big deal? You got Five. 159 00:07:04,525 --> 00:07:08,629 Carla, don't let This recidivist strong arm you. 160 00:07:08,662 --> 00:07:13,601 There is no bond Greater than that Of mother and child. 161 00:07:13,634 --> 00:07:14,868 He's talking Of your babies-- 162 00:07:14,902 --> 00:07:16,670 The issue Of your womb. 163 00:07:16,704 --> 00:07:19,139 Oh, would anyone mind If I went into my office? 164 00:07:22,543 --> 00:07:25,846 Carla, see reason. 165 00:07:25,879 --> 00:07:29,049 Oh, look, why Don't you take out An ad in the paper? 166 00:07:29,082 --> 00:07:30,651 You never really know What the kid's gonna look like, 167 00:07:30,684 --> 00:07:32,553 But I can't believe That you'd be fussy. 168 00:07:40,561 --> 00:07:42,730 I want my own. I don't want somebody else's. 169 00:07:42,763 --> 00:07:47,601 Mind your own businesses. 170 00:07:47,635 --> 00:07:51,672 Carla, didn't think you'd be so Cold hearted, but since you are, I've no choice 171 00:07:51,705 --> 00:07:54,141 But to do what I'm trying To avoid at all costs. 172 00:07:54,174 --> 00:07:55,108 What, breathe though your nose? 173 00:07:55,142 --> 00:07:57,745 No! 174 00:07:57,778 --> 00:07:59,112 I'm taking you to court. 175 00:08:03,651 --> 00:08:04,652 Hey, You can't do that. 176 00:08:04,685 --> 00:08:05,953 Oh, no? 177 00:08:05,986 --> 00:08:06,954 I happen to have An attorney, carla, 178 00:08:06,987 --> 00:08:09,990 And he reassures me that I've got a good case. 179 00:08:10,023 --> 00:08:13,093 In fact, he thinks I can get all 5 kids 180 00:08:13,126 --> 00:08:14,828 And you as a maid. 181 00:08:16,797 --> 00:08:19,032 I'm letting you off easy. 182 00:08:19,066 --> 00:08:21,301 Sam: hey, tom, You're a lawyer, right? 183 00:08:21,334 --> 00:08:22,570 Can he do this? 184 00:08:22,603 --> 00:08:26,106 Well, sam, family law Is not my specialty Here. However-- 185 00:08:26,139 --> 00:08:26,974 Wait, wait, wait, Wait, wait, wait. 186 00:08:27,007 --> 00:08:30,611 Hold on there, Oliver wendell homely. 187 00:08:30,644 --> 00:08:31,912 Exactly what is Your specialty, 188 00:08:31,945 --> 00:08:33,581 Blowing the bar exam? 189 00:08:33,614 --> 00:08:36,149 Hey, I'm gonna pass it This time, wise guy. 190 00:08:36,183 --> 00:08:36,850 Don't you worry About it. 191 00:08:36,884 --> 00:08:37,885 Yeah, yeah. I'm not worried. 192 00:08:37,918 --> 00:08:40,688 You've taken it In every state In new england. 193 00:08:40,721 --> 00:08:42,155 Look, carla, you're Talking to a man here 194 00:08:42,189 --> 00:08:44,658 Who thinks affidavit Is a jewish wine. 195 00:08:46,827 --> 00:08:49,029 Now--if he Knows anything, 196 00:08:49,062 --> 00:08:50,598 He knows More than you. 197 00:08:50,631 --> 00:08:51,464 Thank you, carla. 198 00:08:51,498 --> 00:08:52,866 Finish what you Were saying there, tom. 199 00:08:52,900 --> 00:08:54,968 Norm: yeah, yeah, we can't wait. 200 00:08:55,002 --> 00:08:57,037 Actually, carla, uh, There's a good chance 201 00:08:57,070 --> 00:08:58,639 He could get custody here 202 00:08:58,672 --> 00:09:00,974 If he can prove That you're an unfit mother. 203 00:09:01,008 --> 00:09:02,643 Thank you, counselor, 204 00:09:02,676 --> 00:09:04,812 And who do you think They're gonna pick? 205 00:09:04,845 --> 00:09:08,048 Me, a sincere, Hard-working family man, 206 00:09:08,081 --> 00:09:10,217 Or you, A hard-up waitress 207 00:09:10,250 --> 00:09:12,152 Who leaves her kids Night after night 208 00:09:12,185 --> 00:09:13,987 To come To a sleazy bar, huh?! 209 00:09:14,021 --> 00:09:15,055 Hey, hey. Watch it. 210 00:09:15,088 --> 00:09:18,859 Yeah. She's off Thursday nights. 211 00:09:18,892 --> 00:09:21,161 I can also prove That you consort 212 00:09:21,194 --> 00:09:24,031 With men of Questionable character. 213 00:09:24,064 --> 00:09:25,699 What are you talking about? 214 00:09:25,733 --> 00:09:27,367 You got the morals Of a sewer rat. 215 00:09:27,400 --> 00:09:29,770 Not to worry. If you knew your law, 216 00:09:29,803 --> 00:09:31,705 You would have read up On a little thing In the bill of rights 217 00:09:31,739 --> 00:09:35,342 Called A double standard. 218 00:09:35,375 --> 00:09:39,046 Yeah, watch the bureaucrats Take that away from us, too. 219 00:09:39,079 --> 00:09:40,948 You're bluffing. 220 00:09:40,981 --> 00:09:42,950 Court costs money, You know, 221 00:09:42,983 --> 00:09:45,018 And unless The tv repair business 222 00:09:45,052 --> 00:09:46,286 Has increased Dramatically, 223 00:09:46,319 --> 00:09:47,721 You make diddly. 224 00:09:47,755 --> 00:09:49,156 You know, every time You open your mouth, 225 00:09:49,189 --> 00:09:51,224 You show your ignorance. 226 00:09:51,258 --> 00:09:54,361 It so happens That the tortelli Television hospital 227 00:09:54,394 --> 00:09:57,197 Has just come off A record-breaking quarter. 228 00:09:57,230 --> 00:09:58,231 I'm gonna tell you How good we're doing. 229 00:09:58,265 --> 00:09:59,833 I got 10 men working under me, 230 00:09:59,867 --> 00:10:02,770 And 2 of them is american. 231 00:10:02,803 --> 00:10:06,006 Nick, even if I wanted To give you those kids, 232 00:10:06,039 --> 00:10:07,875 They wouldn't want to go with You. 233 00:10:07,908 --> 00:10:09,142 The young ones Don't know who you are. 234 00:10:09,176 --> 00:10:12,179 The old ones Hate your guts. 235 00:10:12,212 --> 00:10:13,313 I don't believe What I'm hearing. 236 00:10:13,346 --> 00:10:14,347 Anthony loves me. 237 00:10:14,381 --> 00:10:16,149 No, he doesn't. He's the oldest. 238 00:10:16,183 --> 00:10:18,185 He's the one Who best remembers You walking out on him. 239 00:10:18,218 --> 00:10:19,419 Thinks You're a creep. 240 00:10:19,452 --> 00:10:20,087 He thinks I'm cool. 241 00:10:20,120 --> 00:10:22,089 He calls you A scuzzball! 242 00:10:22,122 --> 00:10:23,323 He didn't learn Language like that from me. 243 00:10:23,356 --> 00:10:25,092 He didn't learn Anything from you! 244 00:10:25,125 --> 00:10:25,959 [bell clangs] Hey, hey. Come on. 245 00:10:25,993 --> 00:10:27,094 We're getting complaints 246 00:10:27,127 --> 00:10:30,664 From the nuclear testing Range next door. 247 00:10:30,698 --> 00:10:35,368 Nick, we're gonna be late For that menudo concert. 248 00:10:35,402 --> 00:10:36,937 Oh, yeah, menudo. 249 00:10:36,970 --> 00:10:39,406 I won the tickets On the radio. 250 00:10:39,439 --> 00:10:42,175 What is it, anyway? 251 00:10:42,209 --> 00:10:43,977 Go to your concert. 252 00:10:44,011 --> 00:10:47,848 You ain't getting No kid of mine. 253 00:10:47,881 --> 00:10:50,117 I know how To cut this short. 254 00:10:50,150 --> 00:10:51,752 Carla, I want To talk to you alone. 255 00:10:51,785 --> 00:10:53,954 Oh, no, no. Forget about it. 256 00:10:53,987 --> 00:10:56,857 I got nothing I want To talk to you about alone. 257 00:10:56,890 --> 00:10:58,959 Just a little chat, Carla... 258 00:10:58,992 --> 00:11:00,227 Between you and I... 259 00:11:02,863 --> 00:11:06,199 Private matters. 260 00:11:06,233 --> 00:11:08,936 Well... 261 00:11:08,969 --> 00:11:11,238 Ok. 262 00:11:11,271 --> 00:11:13,306 Sam, can we Use your office? 263 00:11:13,340 --> 00:11:15,976 Why? What secrets Can you possibly have left? 264 00:11:16,009 --> 00:11:17,978 No, no, no! Don't answer that. 265 00:11:18,011 --> 00:11:19,713 Just use my office. 266 00:11:19,747 --> 00:11:22,115 Gee, sam. Carla looked awfully Nervous going in there. 267 00:11:22,149 --> 00:11:23,250 Loretta: Who wouldn't be? 268 00:11:23,283 --> 00:11:25,418 Whenever nick Gets a woman alone, 269 00:11:25,452 --> 00:11:28,455 He can wrap them Around his little finger. 270 00:11:28,488 --> 00:11:31,825 Well, carla's A pretty tough Little nut. 271 00:11:31,859 --> 00:11:34,027 I think it'll Take more persuasion Than nick can muster 272 00:11:34,061 --> 00:11:35,863 To break The primordial bond 273 00:11:35,896 --> 00:11:39,266 Between a mother And her firstborn Offspring. 274 00:11:39,299 --> 00:11:42,903 Honey, the kid is ours! Loretta: daddy! 275 00:11:42,936 --> 00:11:45,005 We're a family now. 276 00:11:45,038 --> 00:11:47,207 Let's go stuff our faces Until we get sick. 277 00:11:47,240 --> 00:11:48,441 Loretta: Sounds good. 278 00:11:55,015 --> 00:11:57,885 What are you all Looking at? 279 00:11:57,918 --> 00:11:59,953 Never seen A jellyfish before? 280 00:12:15,535 --> 00:12:17,437 Normie, normie, normie, 281 00:12:17,470 --> 00:12:20,273 I hate to be the one To tell you this, 282 00:12:20,307 --> 00:12:24,044 But sam's batting average Never went past .149. 283 00:12:24,077 --> 00:12:24,878 There it is Right in the stat book. 284 00:12:24,912 --> 00:12:27,915 .149--for... That's right, you know, 285 00:12:27,948 --> 00:12:29,850 And I don't want To be the kind of guy Who rubs it in, 286 00:12:29,883 --> 00:12:33,186 So just let me say * ha-ha ha-ha-ha 287 00:12:36,089 --> 00:12:39,259 Huh? Yeah? Well, I have a little Bad news for you, cliffie. 288 00:12:39,292 --> 00:12:41,194 It so happens that I made A side bet with the coach 289 00:12:41,228 --> 00:12:42,529 That if you won, You'd be obnoxious, 290 00:12:42,562 --> 00:12:45,365 So I come out even. 291 00:12:50,537 --> 00:12:52,272 Hey, troops. I'm back. 292 00:12:52,305 --> 00:12:54,474 What? What's so funny? 293 00:12:54,507 --> 00:12:58,245 Normie just lost a bundle to Cliffie on a bet. 294 00:12:58,278 --> 00:13:00,013 Yeah, but the coach just lost a Bundle to me. 295 00:13:03,416 --> 00:13:05,185 But the funniest thing Is, sam, 296 00:13:05,218 --> 00:13:07,354 Is that the whole thing was Based on the fact 297 00:13:07,387 --> 00:13:09,857 That you couldn't hit a baseball To save your life. 298 00:13:12,259 --> 00:13:14,161 You know What's even funnier Than that, sam? 299 00:13:14,194 --> 00:13:15,262 What? 300 00:13:15,295 --> 00:13:17,264 Cliffie spends 30 bucks on a book 301 00:13:17,297 --> 00:13:20,233 To win a $20 bet. 302 00:13:20,267 --> 00:13:23,536 Yeah? Yeah? Well, You lent me the money, 303 00:13:23,570 --> 00:13:25,138 And you know I'm Never gonna pay you back. 304 00:13:25,172 --> 00:13:27,340 Oh! You get out-- 305 00:13:29,642 --> 00:13:33,346 You know, the way You positively revel 306 00:13:33,380 --> 00:13:37,284 In each other's defeats Is totally reprehensible. 307 00:13:37,317 --> 00:13:41,288 Are you ever as pleased With each other's Good fortune? 308 00:13:41,321 --> 00:13:42,355 Who's had any? 309 00:13:53,100 --> 00:13:56,536 Boy, I tell you it's good to be Home. 310 00:13:56,569 --> 00:13:58,471 How was the pequod, sam? 311 00:13:58,505 --> 00:14:00,140 Pequod? Oh, yes. 312 00:14:00,173 --> 00:14:03,043 Was it everything You remembered it to be? 313 00:14:03,076 --> 00:14:06,179 Come on, diane. Why torment yourself? 314 00:14:06,213 --> 00:14:07,547 So you really went, huh? 315 00:14:07,580 --> 00:14:09,049 Yeah. Of course I did. 316 00:14:09,082 --> 00:14:10,417 Did you enjoy The fruit basket 317 00:14:10,450 --> 00:14:12,585 That frasier and I Sent to your room? 318 00:14:12,619 --> 00:14:13,386 The fruit basket? 319 00:14:13,420 --> 00:14:14,922 Yes, the fruit basket. 320 00:14:14,955 --> 00:14:15,989 The fruit basket. 321 00:14:16,023 --> 00:14:17,524 The fruit basket. 322 00:14:17,557 --> 00:14:20,127 Yeah. Ok. Ok, yeah. 323 00:14:20,160 --> 00:14:21,428 We loved The fruit basket. 324 00:14:21,461 --> 00:14:22,896 We didn't send A fruit basket. 325 00:14:22,930 --> 00:14:25,365 Damn! I knew it! 326 00:14:25,398 --> 00:14:27,901 Sam, your heart Wouldn't let you 327 00:14:27,935 --> 00:14:30,203 Go to that place With another woman. 328 00:14:30,237 --> 00:14:31,504 I find that very sweet. 329 00:14:36,076 --> 00:14:38,345 She won that one, Didn't she? 330 00:14:38,378 --> 00:14:41,048 Not necessarily-- Well-- I don't know-- 331 00:14:52,525 --> 00:14:54,161 Hey, everybody. 332 00:14:54,194 --> 00:14:55,662 Coach: Oh, hi, carla. 333 00:14:55,695 --> 00:14:58,065 Isn't it a great day? 334 00:14:58,098 --> 00:15:01,068 You know, As I got up this morning 335 00:15:01,101 --> 00:15:04,671 And I was feeding my 4-- Count 'em--4 kids, 336 00:15:04,704 --> 00:15:09,276 I said to myself, Carla, you are so lucky. 337 00:15:09,309 --> 00:15:12,980 I mean, think of all those Poor, miserable human beings 338 00:15:13,013 --> 00:15:15,115 Who have 5 or more kids 339 00:15:15,148 --> 00:15:17,450 Instead of just 4 like me. 340 00:15:17,484 --> 00:15:19,953 Carla, you don't even Miss this kid at all? 341 00:15:19,987 --> 00:15:22,355 Are you kidding me? I can't even remember His name. 342 00:15:22,389 --> 00:15:25,558 Anthony. My baby! 343 00:15:25,592 --> 00:15:29,963 The one time I remember Something. 344 00:15:29,997 --> 00:15:31,999 Diane: carla... 345 00:15:32,032 --> 00:15:33,566 Upsy-daisy. 346 00:15:33,600 --> 00:15:35,235 If you Felt this way, 347 00:15:35,268 --> 00:15:39,239 Why on earth did you give That child away? 348 00:15:39,272 --> 00:15:42,509 Because I could never Say no to that man. 349 00:15:42,542 --> 00:15:46,713 You know, I never even Wanted to go out with him In the first place. 350 00:15:46,746 --> 00:15:49,349 He won me over. 351 00:15:49,382 --> 00:15:50,683 I didn't want To go to bed with him. 352 00:15:50,717 --> 00:15:53,086 He won me over. 353 00:15:53,120 --> 00:15:56,323 I didn't want to marry him. I didn't want to have 5 kids. 354 00:15:56,356 --> 00:15:58,258 Our whole history Is me saying no 355 00:15:58,291 --> 00:16:00,293 And him winning me over. 356 00:16:00,327 --> 00:16:02,095 You know, like The other day in there. 357 00:16:02,129 --> 00:16:04,597 He held my hand, 358 00:16:04,631 --> 00:16:08,235 And he got real close to me, 359 00:16:08,268 --> 00:16:11,638 And then he batted Those eyelashes at me, 360 00:16:11,671 --> 00:16:17,310 And he said, "Carla, you know why I want that kid? 361 00:16:17,344 --> 00:16:20,280 "Because he Is a part of you. 362 00:16:20,313 --> 00:16:24,417 He's the only part Of you I have." 363 00:16:24,451 --> 00:16:26,553 Nick said that? 364 00:16:26,586 --> 00:16:28,255 Look, let's not even discuss it. 365 00:16:28,288 --> 00:16:30,490 It's over. The kid is his. 366 00:16:30,523 --> 00:16:32,625 He's coming by today To have me sign the papers. 367 00:16:32,659 --> 00:16:34,061 Damn it, carla. 368 00:16:34,094 --> 00:16:36,129 If you don't Want to sign, Don't sign. 369 00:16:36,163 --> 00:16:37,297 I mean, Stand up to the guy. 370 00:16:37,330 --> 00:16:39,066 Well, of course I'm gonna resist. 371 00:16:39,099 --> 00:16:41,401 But all I have to do is be alone With him for a second, 372 00:16:41,434 --> 00:16:42,635 And I melt. 373 00:16:42,669 --> 00:16:45,372 Then there's One simple solution. 374 00:16:45,405 --> 00:16:46,673 We shan't let you Alone with him. 375 00:16:46,706 --> 00:16:47,807 Right, everyone? 376 00:16:47,840 --> 00:16:49,176 All: we shan't. 377 00:16:54,314 --> 00:16:56,149 Nick: let's get this Signed and over with. 378 00:17:00,120 --> 00:17:02,589 Sam: carla, Don't you have something You want to tell nick? 379 00:17:02,622 --> 00:17:05,058 Uh... 380 00:17:05,092 --> 00:17:07,360 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. 381 00:17:07,394 --> 00:17:08,161 Yes, there is. 382 00:17:12,132 --> 00:17:15,168 I am not Signing that paper. 383 00:17:15,202 --> 00:17:17,070 You can't have anthony. 384 00:17:17,104 --> 00:17:18,305 I don't care What you say. 385 00:17:18,338 --> 00:17:20,107 I don't care What the courts say. 386 00:17:20,140 --> 00:17:21,441 I want my kid back! 387 00:17:21,474 --> 00:17:23,042 Yes! 388 00:17:25,145 --> 00:17:28,415 Nick, I thought you said Carla didn't give a hoot For the kids. 389 00:17:28,448 --> 00:17:30,283 There's a new development. 390 00:17:32,685 --> 00:17:34,821 I can't do this. 391 00:17:34,854 --> 00:17:38,091 What can't you do? What do you have to do? 392 00:17:38,125 --> 00:17:40,560 I just realized That carla and I Are both women... 393 00:17:43,330 --> 00:17:45,465 And I can't Do this to her. 394 00:17:45,498 --> 00:17:47,800 I can't be a party To child-stealing. 395 00:17:47,834 --> 00:17:50,770 What? Are you crazy? The kid's as much mine as hers. 396 00:17:50,803 --> 00:17:53,773 I'm sorry. I refuse. 397 00:17:53,806 --> 00:17:57,210 I've got To put my foot down About something. 398 00:17:57,244 --> 00:17:59,279 And when I make up my mind, 399 00:17:59,312 --> 00:18:02,315 That's My final decision. 400 00:18:02,349 --> 00:18:04,584 While you're Thinking about it, 401 00:18:04,617 --> 00:18:06,686 Why don't you and I Go into sam's office 402 00:18:06,719 --> 00:18:08,821 And have a private talk? 403 00:18:08,855 --> 00:18:11,391 I don't think That's going to work This time, nick. 404 00:18:14,161 --> 00:18:15,362 Please? 405 00:18:15,395 --> 00:18:18,398 Well...Ok, 406 00:18:18,431 --> 00:18:20,833 But it's a waste of time. 407 00:18:20,867 --> 00:18:22,502 We'll be right back. 408 00:18:22,535 --> 00:18:24,371 Loretta: nicky, you can Keep talking and talking 409 00:18:24,404 --> 00:18:26,339 Until you're Blue in the face, 410 00:18:26,373 --> 00:18:28,541 But it's not Gonna change my mind. 411 00:18:28,575 --> 00:18:30,210 You're not Gonna sway me... 412 00:18:33,780 --> 00:18:36,783 Carla, sign the paper. 413 00:18:36,816 --> 00:18:39,419 What is this? 414 00:18:39,452 --> 00:18:42,822 Boy, even a shot of vitamin Sammy doesn't work that fast. 415 00:18:42,855 --> 00:18:46,326 Carla, sign the paper. 416 00:18:46,359 --> 00:18:47,194 No, I won't. 417 00:18:47,227 --> 00:18:48,628 Sign it! No! 418 00:18:48,661 --> 00:18:50,797 Hang tough, carla. 419 00:18:50,830 --> 00:18:57,837 Carla, how about you and I, we Go into sam's office and... 420 00:18:57,870 --> 00:18:59,239 Have a private talk? 421 00:18:59,272 --> 00:19:00,907 Don't do it, carla! 422 00:19:00,940 --> 00:19:02,409 Carla, stay out here with us. 423 00:19:07,514 --> 00:19:09,216 No, I have to go in there with Him. 424 00:19:15,688 --> 00:19:17,724 I could break his spell. 425 00:19:26,433 --> 00:19:27,600 [office door Opens and closes] ) 426 00:19:27,634 --> 00:19:29,569 Ok! 427 00:19:29,602 --> 00:19:33,540 Carla's in there Facing the greatest Crisis of her life. 428 00:19:33,573 --> 00:19:35,842 I want everybody to be Quiet for a moment, 429 00:19:35,875 --> 00:19:37,710 Close your eyes, 430 00:19:37,744 --> 00:19:42,215 And send her Your most positive Mental energy. 431 00:19:42,249 --> 00:19:43,650 Coach: That ought to do it. 432 00:19:43,683 --> 00:19:45,218 I guess It can't hurt. 433 00:19:45,252 --> 00:19:46,253 Ok, now, Come on, everyone. 434 00:19:46,286 --> 00:19:47,654 This is important. 435 00:19:47,687 --> 00:19:48,888 1... 436 00:19:48,921 --> 00:19:51,324 2...3. 437 00:19:57,730 --> 00:19:59,966 Sam: norman! 438 00:20:04,604 --> 00:20:07,407 Nick: come on, carla. Don't be so cold. 439 00:20:07,440 --> 00:20:09,342 I'm a lonely guy. 440 00:20:09,376 --> 00:20:11,744 You're not lonely. You're disgusting. 441 00:20:11,778 --> 00:20:15,014 Fine. Just Hear me out on this. 442 00:20:15,047 --> 00:20:20,420 Anthony is the product Of our love. 443 00:20:20,453 --> 00:20:21,521 None of that, either. 444 00:20:21,554 --> 00:20:23,256 I've had enough Of your sweet talk 445 00:20:23,290 --> 00:20:24,457 To last me my whole life. 446 00:20:24,491 --> 00:20:25,725 I just don't want to Hear that stuff, nick. 447 00:20:25,758 --> 00:20:26,693 All right. 448 00:20:28,795 --> 00:20:30,730 Fine. 449 00:20:30,763 --> 00:20:33,533 No more sweet talk. 450 00:20:33,566 --> 00:20:35,268 No more touching. 451 00:20:35,302 --> 00:20:36,469 Right. 452 00:20:36,503 --> 00:20:37,737 How about I just... 453 00:20:40,473 --> 00:20:43,276 Stop it, nick. Don't give me the look. 454 00:20:43,310 --> 00:20:46,045 No, not the look. 455 00:20:46,078 --> 00:20:48,815 Call me 456 00:20:48,848 --> 00:20:51,684 Irresponsible... Oh, and the song! 457 00:20:51,718 --> 00:20:54,354 ) Oh, the look And the song! 458 00:20:54,387 --> 00:20:55,855 Unreliable 459 00:20:55,888 --> 00:20:57,590 Call me 460 00:21:01,894 --> 00:21:03,296 I'll get the pen. 461 00:21:05,532 --> 00:21:08,335 Wait a minute. Do that again. 462 00:21:08,368 --> 00:21:09,869 Can't get Enough of it, huh? 463 00:21:21,448 --> 00:21:22,515 Nothing. 464 00:21:24,484 --> 00:21:25,452 Nothing?! 465 00:21:25,485 --> 00:21:26,886 Zero. 466 00:21:40,833 --> 00:21:43,636 You should have stopped At your dumb look. 467 00:21:43,670 --> 00:21:44,971 What are you Talking about?! 468 00:21:45,004 --> 00:21:46,806 I'm talking about this! 469 00:21:49,008 --> 00:21:52,679 Wow. I'm impressed. 470 00:21:52,712 --> 00:21:55,382 I didn't think You had it in you. 471 00:21:55,415 --> 00:21:58,451 This is the first time You stood up to me. 472 00:21:58,485 --> 00:22:00,787 You resisted my charms. 473 00:22:03,122 --> 00:22:04,791 You win. 474 00:22:04,824 --> 00:22:08,661 Hey, hey. Wait a minute there. Wait a minute. 475 00:22:08,695 --> 00:22:11,431 I know better than that. 476 00:22:11,464 --> 00:22:13,700 Your heart wasn't in it. 477 00:22:13,733 --> 00:22:15,768 You know how much That kid meant to me. 478 00:22:15,802 --> 00:22:17,870 What are you talking about? I did my best. 479 00:22:17,904 --> 00:22:21,741 Maybe I don't Have it anymore. 480 00:22:21,774 --> 00:22:24,677 You have more of it now Than you ever did. 481 00:22:24,711 --> 00:22:25,845 You just Went easy on me. 482 00:22:25,878 --> 00:22:27,880 I busted a gut! 483 00:22:27,914 --> 00:22:33,052 Nick, you went easy On me, didn't you? 484 00:22:33,085 --> 00:22:36,055 Maybe I did... 485 00:22:36,088 --> 00:22:37,757 Maybe I didn't. 486 00:22:42,194 --> 00:22:44,130 Well... 487 00:22:44,163 --> 00:22:46,833 If you did... 488 00:22:46,866 --> 00:22:47,400 Thanks. 489 00:22:49,902 --> 00:22:50,803 And if You didn't... 490 00:22:54,474 --> 00:22:56,476 Take care. 491 00:23:00,880 --> 00:23:03,850 Hey, everybody, I got my kid back! 492 00:23:03,883 --> 00:23:06,453 [cheering] 493 00:23:06,486 --> 00:23:07,720 )))a)a' ht! 494 00:23:07,754 --> 00:23:09,856 Come on, loret . 495 00:23:12,759 --> 00:23:15,962 Congratulations, Carla. 496 00:23:15,995 --> 00:23:16,963 What's your secret? 497 00:23:16,996 --> 00:23:17,964 She knows When to shut up. 498 00:23:17,997 --> 00:23:18,965 When? 499 00:23:18,998 --> 00:23:20,833 Now! Oh. 500 00:23:23,470 --> 00:23:26,873 I hope today has been A good lesson for you. 501 00:23:26,906 --> 00:23:29,776 I hope it has somehow Diffused the notion 502 00:23:29,809 --> 00:23:31,043 That you have Some magic power 503 00:23:31,077 --> 00:23:33,480 You can wield over women 504 00:23:33,513 --> 00:23:36,148 To make them Bend to your will. 505 00:23:36,182 --> 00:23:39,886 Mr. Tortelli, I find you Beneath contempt. 506 00:23:39,919 --> 00:23:43,022 You know, Before you're so hard on me, 507 00:23:43,055 --> 00:23:45,925 I'd like to tell you Something about myself. 508 00:23:45,958 --> 00:23:48,227 What? 509 00:23:48,260 --> 00:23:50,963 Uh...It's confidential. 510 00:23:57,236 --> 00:24:00,907 What? I can't hear What you're saying. 511 00:24:00,940 --> 00:24:03,676 All I can feel Is your warm, 512 00:24:03,710 --> 00:24:06,212 That is to say Your hot... 513 00:24:06,245 --> 00:24:07,947 Breath on my...Oh!